Contains samples from:
Dynomite by Bazuka featuring Tony Camillo
Please Mr. Please by Olivia Newton-John
How Sweet It Is by James Taylor
Why Can't We Be Friends? by War
Get Down Tonight by K.C. and the Sunshine Band
The Hustle by Van McCoy
Love Will Keep Us Together by The Captain and Tennille
Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell
One of These Nights by The Eagles
Jive Talkin' by The Bee Gees
I'm Not In Love by 10cc
Midnight Blue by Melissa Manchester
We are here on the beach where a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmer
Well Mr. Jaws, how was it?
And what did she say when you grabbed her?
Please Mr. Please
I know sharks are stupid, but what did you think when you took that first bite?
How sweet it is
Mr. Jaws, before you swim out to sea, have you anything else to say?
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
With me now is the local sheriff.
Sheriff Brody, the shark will be back for lunch. What do you intend to do?
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight
Just arriving is oceanographer Matt Hooper.
Sir, if someone is attacked by a shark, what should they do?
Do the hustle
We are going aboard the fishing boat of Captain Quint.
Captain, will you be able to catch this giant shark?
I will, I will, I will (thank you, captain) I will (captain!)
I will (captain!) I will (captain!)
When you catch one of these sharks, what do you feel like?
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us.
Captain Quint is shouting something at him.
Get you baby one of these nights
Hey Jaws, the captain says he's going to catch you.
What do you think of that?
Uh-oh, here he comes again!
They've hit him! Mr. Jaws, why doesn't anything seem to hurt you?
Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry
He's coming right onto the boat! Mr. Jaws, why are you grabbing my hand?
Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend?
No wait! Mr. Jaws! That's not the way this record is supposed to end!
From: David Hayman